Kate Winslet is maaaaaaaaaad!

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Kate Winslet is angry over claims that photos of the actress on the cover of Vanity Fair have been significantly digitally altered.

"Kate is furious at suggestions that her body has been airbrushed," a rep for the star of the upcoming "Revolutionary Road" told People.

On the cover of the magazine, Kate appears nude, with her legs crossed and nothing but a trench coat on her shoulders. Inside the pages, she is pictured in hosiery and stilettos only.

Britain's Telegraph newspaper and the Daily Mail both questioned whether the star had been photoshopped, with the latter paper calling in an expert in digital photo imaging to examine the shots.

According to the expert, wrinkles have been removed from her face, hands and feet.

In the magazine, Kate said her skin is far from perfect, but she has been able to hide her flaws through the use of makeup.

"Mothers [at my children's' school] are going to read this article and they're all absolutely great, but I know when I walk into that classroom in the morning, even if it's for a split second, at some point I'm being checked out. And some of them will even say to me, 'OK, what's the secret with the skin?' At which point I'm like, 'Oh my God, there's no secret. I have makeup on,'" Kate told the magazine. "And by the way, since I turned 30, I've had an acne problem on my chin. I'm just like everybody else--I just know how to cover it. If you'd like me to show you how, I'd be more than happy."

And it appears a rep for the magazine confirmed Kate had some flaws erased.

"Kate really did look fabulous and hardly needed any retouching at all," a Vanity Fair rep reportedly told the Mail. "Just a little smoothing of the skin tone and covering of blemishes."

The Daily Mirror's expert, however, also claims Kate's "back and lower body have been pinched to make her look thinner and give her some curves."

But it is the suggestion that her body has been changed that her rep strongly denied.

"She is in terrific shape and what you see is how she looks or she would never have agreed to pose for those shots," Kate's rep told People.

In 2003, Kate herself sparked a photo-editing controversy, when she apologized to her fans after her physique appeared noticeably thinner on the cover of GQ magazine.

"I don't want people to think I was a hypocrite and had suddenly gone and lost 30 pounds, which is something I would never do. And more importantly I don't want to look like that," she said at the time.

Courtesy of Accesshollywood.com

President Barack Obama, congratulations

Here are the highlights:

Acceptance speech:





McCain's Concession:

News flash Paris Hilton: Guys only want u for sex, money and fame (DUH)

Look at Paris getting a clue... (Finally)


While in London filming Paris Hilton's British BFF, LongLegs HerpFoot sat down for an interview with News of the World where she discussed her love life, having kids and joining forces with Katie Price:

On relationships:
"Every other guy I've been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people."

On Rick Salomon:
“I loved this guy for three years but he betrayed me. Rick’s a scumbag and I hate him. It was just the most horrible thing that’s ever happened to me. So humiliating and embarrassing. But at the end of the day, I didn’t do anything wrong.”

On her future with Benji Madden:
“I’m so relieved I don’t have to think about that now because I’ve found someone who loves me for me. Benji’s my best friend and I know he’d never hurt me. I’d love to start a family in the next year. And I want to get married before we have kids—I want three or four.”

On the Prince William rumors:
“I was sitting at my table, looked up and there was the Prince. I couldn’t believe it. People made out that he was flirting but he’s an absolute gentleman and wouldn’t do that. He just came over to introduce himself. He knew about my show and why I was in London so we talked about that for a while. He’s just a really sweet down-to-earth guy. So is Harry."

On clubbing with Katie "Jordan" Price:
“I consider Jordan as one of my friends. A lot of people say mean things about her but there’s a lot of jealousy out there. She warned me about the hangers-on but she was like my own private bodyguard and told all of them, ‘Leave her alone!’ She was really protective. I think she’s really smart and beautiful—but we only kissed on the cheek, nothing more than that because I have a boyfriend!”

Whoa whoa whoa. Anything I say about Katie Price is not out of jealousy. If I wanted to be like her, I've got two beach balls and a staple gun out in my garage. Just sayin'. In the meantime, Christ! Paris wants FOUR kids?! Good game, civilization as a whole. It's been real.

Coutesy of thesuperficial.com

Kids: Get rich, make money, do drugs, and then retire (apparently)

Joaquin Phoenix announced last week he's retiring from acting to pursue a career in music. Sometime between that announcement and Saturday's premiere of Che, where Joaquin arrived with the letters "Bye!" and "Good" written on his knuckles (above), the actor showed up to a reading blitzed as hell, according to Page Six:

The two-time Oscar nominee ("Walk the Line" and "Gladiator") showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman last week in San Francisco and "was out of it," said one attendee. Other actors were performing scenes and readings, but Phoenix just got up and walked out. "He wobbled back in a bit later, but it was odd," said our source. "He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet."

Joaquin's rep says "He's fine. He just wants to focus on music." Which is Hollywood talk for "He's buck naked riding my kids' Power Wheels down to the 7-11 for smokes because apparently he's Robert Downey Jr. now."

Courtesy of The Superficial

Gangsters don't discriminate on age or stupidity

Let me just say reading this story I don't know how to feel or what to say... it's just fucked up all around pardon my language gangsta gangsta! j/k

The elderly: they're wrinkly. AND highly desirable to perform in homemade gangster rap videos. Who would have known? Not me. But apparently Michael Alfinez, 18, from Lake Worth, Florida, was in on the secret. The youth is serving 18 months in jail for abusing the elderly and firearms charges.

The footage showed Marie Huertas, 85, wearing a full black balaclava and, after repeated instructions, uttering a number of gangsta rap phrases that included expletives.

A sheriff's report said Alfinez had admitted dressing up his grandmother and persuading her to flash a gun and money at the camera.

Alfinez said he got the idea from a Gangstas & Thugs DVD - which show real footage rather younger hoodlums in action - and "knew (his) grandmother could be like that, too, or better".

Wow, that's one cool grandma. Mine just bakes pies and smells funny. Ha, did I mention the cats? There are cats.

Courtesy of www.geekologie.com

She cheating? NP Get GPS Lingerie

Quite frankly this is smart if they can make it some super spy small stuff where they can't know I'm outside in on my moped following her.

"Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio’s "Find Me If You Can" lingerie line has embedded GPS-uplinking units that a partner can remotely track."

Oh lordy...

Quote courtesy of gizmodo.com

Geisha Tokyo naughty pervy game

Apparently in Japan there's a few things we need to know: 1. they make dope video games 2. if u aren't sexually repressed in Japan 3. u are a pervert. Enjoy this video of who knows what is being made/sold. I have no clue what is said but if I were 13 I'd be happy to buy this from Geisha Tokyo.



Found at www.geekologie.com