Jessica Simpson is a bum! Haha

Lol, apparently Jessica Simpson is doing as good as her Cowboy QB:


Jessica Simpson's new album has dropped 32 spots on the Country Music chart in 8 weeks, which is really hard to believe because she's right in the middle of her whirlwhind, sold-out world tour. A tour that stopped at the San Manuel Bingo and Casino this weekend. Wow! Imagine those lucky fans' faces as they ordered another scotch and water and wondered if they should go without making the car payment this month because 7 black has to hit eventually while some babbling blonde chick is on stage butchering Dolly Parton. Maybe they'll look like the fans watching her perform at the high school car wash fundraiser in the Arby's parking lot! Go Jessica!

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Kate Winslet is maaaaaaaaaad!

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Kate Winslet is angry over claims that photos of the actress on the cover of Vanity Fair have been significantly digitally altered.

"Kate is furious at suggestions that her body has been airbrushed," a rep for the star of the upcoming "Revolutionary Road" told People.

On the cover of the magazine, Kate appears nude, with her legs crossed and nothing but a trench coat on her shoulders. Inside the pages, she is pictured in hosiery and stilettos only.

Britain's Telegraph newspaper and the Daily Mail both questioned whether the star had been photoshopped, with the latter paper calling in an expert in digital photo imaging to examine the shots.

According to the expert, wrinkles have been removed from her face, hands and feet.

In the magazine, Kate said her skin is far from perfect, but she has been able to hide her flaws through the use of makeup.

"Mothers [at my children's' school] are going to read this article and they're all absolutely great, but I know when I walk into that classroom in the morning, even if it's for a split second, at some point I'm being checked out. And some of them will even say to me, 'OK, what's the secret with the skin?' At which point I'm like, 'Oh my God, there's no secret. I have makeup on,'" Kate told the magazine. "And by the way, since I turned 30, I've had an acne problem on my chin. I'm just like everybody else--I just know how to cover it. If you'd like me to show you how, I'd be more than happy."

And it appears a rep for the magazine confirmed Kate had some flaws erased.

"Kate really did look fabulous and hardly needed any retouching at all," a Vanity Fair rep reportedly told the Mail. "Just a little smoothing of the skin tone and covering of blemishes."

The Daily Mirror's expert, however, also claims Kate's "back and lower body have been pinched to make her look thinner and give her some curves."

But it is the suggestion that her body has been changed that her rep strongly denied.

"She is in terrific shape and what you see is how she looks or she would never have agreed to pose for those shots," Kate's rep told People.

In 2003, Kate herself sparked a photo-editing controversy, when she apologized to her fans after her physique appeared noticeably thinner on the cover of GQ magazine.

"I don't want people to think I was a hypocrite and had suddenly gone and lost 30 pounds, which is something I would never do. And more importantly I don't want to look like that," she said at the time.

Courtesy of Accesshollywood.com

News flash Paris Hilton: Guys only want u for sex, money and fame (DUH)

Look at Paris getting a clue... (Finally)


While in London filming Paris Hilton's British BFF, LongLegs HerpFoot sat down for an interview with News of the World where she discussed her love life, having kids and joining forces with Katie Price:

On relationships:
"Every other guy I've been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people."

On Rick Salomon:
“I loved this guy for three years but he betrayed me. Rick’s a scumbag and I hate him. It was just the most horrible thing that’s ever happened to me. So humiliating and embarrassing. But at the end of the day, I didn’t do anything wrong.”

On her future with Benji Madden:
“I’m so relieved I don’t have to think about that now because I’ve found someone who loves me for me. Benji’s my best friend and I know he’d never hurt me. I’d love to start a family in the next year. And I want to get married before we have kids—I want three or four.”

On the Prince William rumors:
“I was sitting at my table, looked up and there was the Prince. I couldn’t believe it. People made out that he was flirting but he’s an absolute gentleman and wouldn’t do that. He just came over to introduce himself. He knew about my show and why I was in London so we talked about that for a while. He’s just a really sweet down-to-earth guy. So is Harry."

On clubbing with Katie "Jordan" Price:
“I consider Jordan as one of my friends. A lot of people say mean things about her but there’s a lot of jealousy out there. She warned me about the hangers-on but she was like my own private bodyguard and told all of them, ‘Leave her alone!’ She was really protective. I think she’s really smart and beautiful—but we only kissed on the cheek, nothing more than that because I have a boyfriend!”

Whoa whoa whoa. Anything I say about Katie Price is not out of jealousy. If I wanted to be like her, I've got two beach balls and a staple gun out in my garage. Just sayin'. In the meantime, Christ! Paris wants FOUR kids?! Good game, civilization as a whole. It's been real.

Coutesy of thesuperficial.com

Kids: Get rich, make money, do drugs, and then retire (apparently)

Joaquin Phoenix announced last week he's retiring from acting to pursue a career in music. Sometime between that announcement and Saturday's premiere of Che, where Joaquin arrived with the letters "Bye!" and "Good" written on his knuckles (above), the actor showed up to a reading blitzed as hell, according to Page Six:

The two-time Oscar nominee ("Walk the Line" and "Gladiator") showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman last week in San Francisco and "was out of it," said one attendee. Other actors were performing scenes and readings, but Phoenix just got up and walked out. "He wobbled back in a bit later, but it was odd," said our source. "He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet."

Joaquin's rep says "He's fine. He just wants to focus on music." Which is Hollywood talk for "He's buck naked riding my kids' Power Wheels down to the 7-11 for smokes because apparently he's Robert Downey Jr. now."

Courtesy of The Superficial

Gangsters don't discriminate on age or stupidity

Let me just say reading this story I don't know how to feel or what to say... it's just fucked up all around pardon my language gangsta gangsta! j/k

The elderly: they're wrinkly. AND highly desirable to perform in homemade gangster rap videos. Who would have known? Not me. But apparently Michael Alfinez, 18, from Lake Worth, Florida, was in on the secret. The youth is serving 18 months in jail for abusing the elderly and firearms charges.

The footage showed Marie Huertas, 85, wearing a full black balaclava and, after repeated instructions, uttering a number of gangsta rap phrases that included expletives.

A sheriff's report said Alfinez had admitted dressing up his grandmother and persuading her to flash a gun and money at the camera.

Alfinez said he got the idea from a Gangstas & Thugs DVD - which show real footage rather younger hoodlums in action - and "knew (his) grandmother could be like that, too, or better".

Wow, that's one cool grandma. Mine just bakes pies and smells funny. Ha, did I mention the cats? There are cats.

Courtesy of www.geekologie.com

She cheating? NP Get GPS Lingerie

Quite frankly this is smart if they can make it some super spy small stuff where they can't know I'm outside in on my moped following her.

"Brazilian designer Lucia Lorio’s "Find Me If You Can" lingerie line has embedded GPS-uplinking units that a partner can remotely track."

Oh lordy...

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Geisha Tokyo naughty pervy game

Apparently in Japan there's a few things we need to know: 1. they make dope video games 2. if u aren't sexually repressed in Japan 3. u are a pervert. Enjoy this video of who knows what is being made/sold. I have no clue what is said but if I were 13 I'd be happy to buy this from Geisha Tokyo.



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Beatles are down to be on Rock Band

Rob Levine, N.Y.
It looks like the Beatles are coming to top-selling video game "Rock Band."

The Beatles' Apple Corps Ltd. and MTV have scheduled a press teleconference tomorrow at 10:00 a.m. ET to announce "an exclusive agreement to develop a global music project."

Although the announcement does not offer details on the agreement, representatives for the Beatles have been talking to MTV's "Rock Band" team for months.

If a deal is signed, "Rock Band" will have secured two of the top-selling catalog bands of all time for versions of the game. AC/DC recently became the subject of a "Rock Band Track Pack," featuring 18 live versions of hits like "Thunderstruck and "Back in Black." The title, like the band's new album, "Black Ice," is a Wal-Mart exclusive.

Both AC/DC and the Beatles remain absent from digital music services,
including the iTunes Music Store, AmazonMP3 and others.

MTV declined to comment.

Courtesy of Billboard.com

El DeBarge... arrested... ooo wee

Singer El DeBarge has been arrested, without bail, for possession of a controlled substance. TMZ reported that the founder of the legendary group DeBarge- which included his siblings Mark, James, Randy, and Bunny- was caught earlier this month in Los Angeles. He was arrested after cops noticed he had two warrants out for his arrest. Last year, El, real name Patrick Eldra DeBarge, was charged with everything from drugs, and vandalism, to domestic violence. He is set to appear in court today.

Courtesy of Missxpose.com

Rumor... Jay-z to sign Lil Wayne?

Rumor has it that Jay-Z is the process of signing Lil Wayne to his Roc Nation label. We hear that Hova is willing to buy out Wayne’s contract with Cash Money for $5 Million to secure the deal. This deal will unite two of the hip hop industry’s biggest artist. “The deal was in the works for a while; they just needed to get on the same page as to price. And [everyone’s] there now,” an unnamed source told the online publication.

As previously reported, Roc Nation was formed between Jay-Z and concert promoter Live Nation. The company controls the rapper’s business and recording assets as part of the agreement.

Courtesy of Missxpose.com

Back Again: Jackson 5 to Reunite next year

Pip Bulbeck, The Hollywood Reporter

The Jackson 5 will reunite in 2009, brother Jermaine Jackson confirmed today (Oct. 29) at a TV industry function in Sydney.

Jackson is in Australia to help launch a new "greatest hits" TV channel for paynet Foxtel and confirmed the rumors at the event.

"This has been a long time coming for the Jackson family to get back together," he told the Australian Associated Press.

"It is just the timing, so what we've been doing is working on the music and all the logistics. It is going to be more like a family affair, Janet's going to open and, of course, the original Jackson 5 ... Michael, Randy and the whole family ... We're in the studio, we're planning on being out there next year."

The Jacksons received a lifetime achievement award from BMI in early September in Los Angeles, but brother Marlon made no secret of his displeasure with Michael's absence at the ceremony.

Asked where Jackson was, he told the Associated Press, "I don't know. I think he's in Egypt riding a camel or something."

The Jacksons rose to fame in the late '60s recording for Motown. Brother Michael had become a solo star by the late '70s, although he remained in the group through the 1984 album "Victory." One last release, 1989's "2300 Jackson Street," featured limited involvement by him and Marlon.

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Apparently Deelishis is telling us how to get right in bed!

Okay so check this out…Flava of Love winner, Deelishis, says that if you want to graduate to advanced sexual techniques but your girl is stuck on the basics, she is the “sexpert” that can help you bring ol’ girl up to your level. Here’s Deelishis’ advice in the new issue of Deelishis magazine (also, see pics below):

* WARNING: SUGGESTIVE LANGUAGE *

PICK YOUR PARTNER: What’s Kinky If you want to graduate to advanced sexual techniques but your girl is stuck on the basics, sex expert Deelishis can help you bring ol’ girl up to your level. PICK YOUR PARTNER First and foremost, kinky sex is for grown folks. There are levels of sex, and kinky activity is somewhere near the top. So if you have a girl who is still down there on the lower rungs of regular sex, either you need to find yourself a grown woman or wait for her to become one. Yes, it is true what they say: Every woman has a little freak inside her. Still, it’s up to you to figure out whether or not you’re the one who can bring it out of her. If you want to increase your chances, pick a woman who’s secure with herself and her body.

PREP WORK:’Alcohol is a good bet. I like Grey Goose, but find out what works best for her. Make sure she drinks enough so she’s got a good buzz going, but not too messed up that she’s on the verge of passing out. A comatose partner does not equal to kinky sex. You can also go for a phone conversation to warm her up. Talk about what you want to do with her and don’t be afraid to be a little vulgar. Kinky talk, like kinky sex, should be raw and uncut. If you’re really serious about it, then you can surprise her. Here’s how: The next time you’re home alone and you know she’s coming over, put on a good porno and tell her to let herself in. When she comes in the room, make sure you’ve got your ‘pride’ worked up to the density of steel and sitting right out in the open for her. And don’t forget to blast the volume on the porno.’

GETTING DOWN TO DO THE DIRTY: ‘Here are some things on the list of kinky: sucking toes, having sex with your girl while she’s upside-down, biting nipples, having sex in a Jacuzzi…with an audience, spontaneous making-out, ass-slapping, hair pulling, even some light choking–all of that is kinky. Dirty talk is kinky. It’s the only time a man can get away with calling me a ‘dirty slut.’ Putting your finger in a woman’s backside is kinky. Unusual settings are kinky, like on the hood o a car in the rain or on an airplane. And always, always remember: Money is kinky. Sex on a bed covered with bills, now that’s a turn-on!’

WHAT’S NOT KINKY: ‘…There are plenty of things that used to be kinky and aren’t anymore or were never kinky to begin with. Trying to have sex with a girl when she’s not wet is NOT kinky (I’m always wet, so this isn’t really a problem for me, personally). The missionary position is NOT kinky. A man screaming too loud is NOT kinky. Sucking on the clit too hard is NOT kinky. Fingering a woman’s vagina is NOT kinky. If these are the kind of things your girl considers kinky, you’ve got your work cut out for you.

Deelishis says when your done with the above, you’ve graduated to Grown Folks Sex…

Courtesy of Missxpose.com
Picture courtesy of Real gossip 101 blog

Baby Black Bear found dead on campus with Obama sign around head

First off can I just point out... am I the only one that feels these people should be a little more outraged? I mean upset or some shit they act like 1. killing a baby bear is borderline okay 2. it's just some statement politically 3. might have some racial stuff and 4. like it was another damn day on the campus. Hell if someone did that shit on my campus when I was in school there'd be an uproar.

Word on the Streets mag got this Lil Wayne bit solved

Let me say this... I fully agree with all that they have to say. I will say some of the claims like about Gillie I'm not sure but I agree with the opinion on Wayne.


Well hip-hop here is your new classic poster child and representation of what hip-hop has become. A brother who has lost his identity and deals with it by trying to hide himself in syrup. BET named him lyricist of the year over T.I., Jay-Z,Common and NAS. WTF??? Everybody knows that he was not lyrical until Gillie da kid started writing for him and Wayne started studying Jay-Z's style. Call us haters but the truth of the matter is he got a long way to go before he can be classified as lyricist of the year. Did you guys hear Nas's new album? Word on the streets is Wayne has a brand new baby and that's not all. The baby is not with his new engagee Nivea or his ex wife. The word on the streets is it's a jump off. Not that we care but hey it's news and everybody else is talking about it so we wanted to add our 3 cents worth.

Note: You may call us some haters on Wayne but there is a difference between lyricism and delivery. To many people got caught up in his delivery and his production on the album was crazy but he really wasn't talking about nothing. We will see what the revision of the Carter III brings out with all new songs that he will dropping soon.

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Jennifer Hudson's family suffers a tragedy

The mother and brother of Academy Award-winning actress and rising music star Jennifer Hudson were found shot to death in the mother's Chicago home on today (Oct. 24), according to reports.

The Chicago Tribune said one of the victims was Hudson's mother, Darnell Donnerson. The entertainment website TMZ, citing a neighbor, said Hudson's brother Jason also was found dead.

A cousin who lived nearby discovered the bodies, TMZ said. The Tribune, quoting police, said the killings may be linked to a domestic disturbance.

The Chicago Police Department confirmed two people were found shot to death at the residence and said it was "being investigated as a homicide." But police did not release the identities of the victims or other details.

Other media reports said a 7-year-old boy, also a family member, was taken from the scene and that police had issued an alert for him.

Hudson won an Academy Award for her role in "Dreamgirls." Her self-titled debut album for Arista was released last month, and its single, "Spotlight," is No. 1 on Billboard's Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs chart.

Nickleback is interested in... a new album?!?!

Gary Graff, Detroit

Chad Kroeger laughs when asked if the phenomenal sales for 2005's "All the Right Reasons" gave confidence to Nickelback as it set out to make its sixth studio album, "Dark Horse."

"No, because look what we have to try to live up to," says Kroeger, who co-founded the quartet in 1995 in Alberta, Canada. "There's a mountain sitting behind us. We've got to try and put something out now that's going to stand up to that. So for us, the bar has been raised ridiculously high."

"Dark Horse," which comes out Nov. 18 on Roadrunner and was co-produced by Mutt Lange, certainly has a target to clear. Buoyed by seven multiformat hit singles and five No. 1 videos-and apparently unaffected by widespread critical drubbing-"All the Right Reasons" has sold 10 million copies worldwide, according to Roadrunner, and spent a staggering 110 consecutive weeks in the top 30 of the Billboard 200. It fell off the chart Oct. 11 after a 156-week run, the longest registered in 11 years.

"All the Right Reasons" also took off in a big way this summer in Europe, meaning Kroeger and his bandmates-brother and bassist Mike Kroeger, guitarist Ryan Peake and drummer Daniel Adair-were multitasking across two continents as they recorded "Dark Horse" and promoted its predecessor.

"We've never left the previous album cycle," Roadrunner president Jonas Nachsin says. "That's got to be a seriously positive sign going into a new one. It's become such a monster to try to put our arms around, we're just doing the best we can to guide it into fruition at this point."

Full story courtesy of Billboard.com can be read here.