Okay so check this out…Flava of Love winner, Deelishis, says that if you want to graduate to advanced sexual techniques but your girl is stuck on the basics, she is the “sexpert” that can help you bring ol’ girl up to your level. Here’s Deelishis’ advice in the new issue of Deelishis magazine (also, see pics below):
* WARNING: SUGGESTIVE LANGUAGE *
PICK YOUR PARTNER: What’s Kinky If you want to graduate to advanced sexual techniques but your girl is stuck on the basics, sex expert Deelishis can help you bring ol’ girl up to your level. PICK YOUR PARTNER First and foremost, kinky sex is for grown folks. There are levels of sex, and kinky activity is somewhere near the top. So if you have a girl who is still down there on the lower rungs of regular sex, either you need to find yourself a grown woman or wait for her to become one. Yes, it is true what they say: Every woman has a little freak inside her. Still, it’s up to you to figure out whether or not you’re the one who can bring it out of her. If you want to increase your chances, pick a woman who’s secure with herself and her body.
PREP WORK:’Alcohol is a good bet. I like Grey Goose, but find out what works best for her. Make sure she drinks enough so she’s got a good buzz going, but not too messed up that she’s on the verge of passing out. A comatose partner does not equal to kinky sex. You can also go for a phone conversation to warm her up. Talk about what you want to do with her and don’t be afraid to be a little vulgar. Kinky talk, like kinky sex, should be raw and uncut. If you’re really serious about it, then you can surprise her. Here’s how: The next time you’re home alone and you know she’s coming over, put on a good porno and tell her to let herself in. When she comes in the room, make sure you’ve got your ‘pride’ worked up to the density of steel and sitting right out in the open for her. And don’t forget to blast the volume on the porno.’
GETTING DOWN TO DO THE DIRTY: ‘Here are some things on the list of kinky: sucking toes, having sex with your girl while she’s upside-down, biting nipples, having sex in a Jacuzzi…with an audience, spontaneous making-out, ass-slapping, hair pulling, even some light choking–all of that is kinky. Dirty talk is kinky. It’s the only time a man can get away with calling me a ‘dirty slut.’ Putting your finger in a woman’s backside is kinky. Unusual settings are kinky, like on the hood o a car in the rain or on an airplane. And always, always remember: Money is kinky. Sex on a bed covered with bills, now that’s a turn-on!’
WHAT’S NOT KINKY: ‘…There are plenty of things that used to be kinky and aren’t anymore or were never kinky to begin with. Trying to have sex with a girl when she’s not wet is NOT kinky (I’m always wet, so this isn’t really a problem for me, personally). The missionary position is NOT kinky. A man screaming too loud is NOT kinky. Sucking on the clit too hard is NOT kinky. Fingering a woman’s vagina is NOT kinky. If these are the kind of things your girl considers kinky, you’ve got your work cut out for you.
Deelishis says when your done with the above, you’ve graduated to Grown Folks Sex…
Courtesy of Missxpose.com
Picture courtesy of Real gossip 101 blog
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